So...how would you react to the following?
It started as a normal morning, except I knew I would not be able to use my new car as it had the caravan attached which was headed in for a warrant. (I can't drive with trailers around town..). Paloma and I quite happily jumped in 'Sharyn' the old VW, and headed towards kindergarten to drop Paloma off. While driving Paloma opened the window, (7degrees outside). I asked her to close the window. She could not. I could not. Parking at the kindergarten, I thumped around with the buttons and the window wouldn't budge. I tried the drivers seat window. It went down and unfortunately for me, it would not go up.
I left Paloma happily (and warmly) playing at kindy while I took Sharyn to paige european. It was a very cold fifteen minute drive. (I was only dressed in light tshirt and cotton cardigan-the plan being to only 'pop' in to kindy then home.) The mechanics said I could leave the naughty car while they tried to figure it out. I started walking home, knowing I could walk down to the boat sheds to retrieve car number 2, the van.
Getting to the van, (half an hour later), I jumped in and drove to kilbirnie to buy Rose stationary for a homework project. Returning to the van with said 'goods', I turned on the ignition and .... well...nothing happened. I heard a few clicky whirring sounds, but the van was dead...
I screamed into the steering wheel.
Now, here is where all the self improvement bollock I read and listen to -should come into play.
I must tell you- it did. Sort of.
Instead of raging and panicking, I took a deep breath, and realised it is 'but a moment in time'.
Then I realised I really really wanted to pee.
It too, was a moment in time and as they say, how long a moment is-depends on what side of the toilet door you are on.
I also realised that I had an hour to figure it all out as I had to pick Paloma up.
I phoned AA and they informed me someone would be out in...60minutes or less.
60minutes?...can I hold that amount of pee in for that long?
I phoned a friend and asked them if they would be prepared (if van thing did not move on time) to pick Paloma from kindergarten...(yep..they were fine with it).
Then I waited...and waited...and wriggled around, sweated a bit.
5o minutes later, AA arrived and discovered a loose battery wire. Simple.
I drove straight to a friends and used the loo, had a cup of tea, picked up Paloma.
The van is at the mechanics and Sharyn is still at her mechanic.
The new car is now available for me to use but I am thinking of buying a little scooter for me and my side kick so for summer we can scoot places.